Signs of the Times

Currently listening to music and feeling moderately happy.
Several of my friends started a picture collection of interesting signs while overseas. I don't think I'll quite get in a pictures worth of words,to describe two that I saw but I'll do my best. Driving to church and to work often lets me see all sorts of interesting things including different signs. One Sunday my brother and I were passing through a town on the way to church and we saw this sign, 'Temple Elections, May 28' It made perfect sense because that was the town that we were passing through. Then one of us(we won't say which twisted mind came up with this) made the remark, 'Hmm, wonder who is running for High Priest?' We were both properly shocked at this sacrilege but then promptly bursted out laughing hysterically. I can't help but wonder how many others made the same twisted leap. The other sign simply read, 'Pansy Capital of the World' Thankfully the makers had enough sense to put it outside of a flowershop. However, the twisted mind immediately thought of the slang meaning and decided it would be hilarious on a welcome sign. "Welcome to ----Pansy Capital of the World!" We're currently in negotiations with the French, talks are going very well.